|Dances with Tools|
|Season 02, Episode 16|
|Air Date||February 3, 1993|
|Previous||Love is a Many Splintered Thing|
|Next||You're Driving Me Crazy, You're Driving Me Nuts|
Dances with Tools is the sixteenth episode of the second season. It originally aired on ABC in the United States on February 3, 1993.
It's the Taylors' anniversary. Tim bribes Mark to tell him where the present Jill has bought for him is, and after discovering that it's the steering wheel from Mario Andretti's racecar, he decides to get her ballroom dancing lessons, however in true Tim Taylor fashion, he makes a mess of it by making fun of the dance, making smart comments and spinning the teacher right in the piano, sending her to the hospital.