|The Vasectomy One|
|Season 05, Episode 16|
|Air Date||February 6, 1996|
|Writer|| Rosalind Moore|
Howard J. Morris
|Previous||Thanks for the Memories|
|Next||Fear of Flying|
The Vasectomy One is the sixteenth episode of the fifth season. First aired on the ABC network in the United States on February 6, 1996.
Jill wants Tim to get a vasectomy when they agree their family is complete. Tim gets mocked by the guys at the hardware store, which makes him more reluctant to go ahead with the operation, until Harry secretly tells Tim he had one himself, which rebuilds Tim's confidence. Meanwhile, Randy is voted "best butt" by the girls at school, but learns it was just a prank, while Brad is shocked he learns he lost "best eyebrows" to a unibrow.